Hey Bud, let’s party! asked:


I’ve got this useless load of a room mate who never buys any food, but always helps himself to mine. I’ve spoken with him time and again about this, but he hasn’t changed. So, last friday, I got him good.

I took an empty pint of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, and placed some of my turds inside. I then added some crushed peanuts, marshmallow cream and chocolate syrup, then mixed it all together. I placed it in the freezer and sure enough, he got into it later, actually eating a spoonful before he realized what it was. Boy was he pissed.

He actually came at me, but I knocked him down. He’s not much of a fighter anyways. Problem is that now this issue is being addressed by the police and the apartment management. Anyone else ever have this sort of problem with a room mate?

Hq